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Good evening and thank you very much.

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Naturally, I am pleased to have won the
race.

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But I would like to console the losers
with this bit of philosophy.

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It matters not who runs the race.

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It's how you win.

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I have a feeling I wasn't expected to
triumph.

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The wreath is size eight and a quarter.

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I'll have to take a tuck in it.

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And now for the next event.

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In the preliminaries, this contestant
made the distance in one minute flat.

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Let us hope he can improve that.

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doing, Cash?

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Looking at the Hudson?

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Yeah, it's a funny thing about that
river tonight.

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It's flowing backwards.

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Backwards?

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Yeah, I've been watching it about an
hour.

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It's flowing the wrong way.

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Oh, you mean the tide's coming up, huh?
No, the whole river's flowing backwards

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from New York to Auburn.

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Time's flowing right along with it.

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What have you been drinking?

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Hair tonic.

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Get your hand off.

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What's the matter?

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Look, I'm just sitting here peacefully.
I don't like anybody coming along and

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messing up my hair.

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Messing up your hair, Cash?

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I think you're lucky to have enough to
muss at your age.

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When does hubby start the race, Louise?

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With Cass. On the veranda?

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Cass?

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Are you all right?

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Oh, darling, you're not going to... Why
did you come out here? Did Jim tell you

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something? Please, darling, not tonight.

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I'm asking you, what did he say?

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Darling, we haven't paid our dues in a
year, and every Saturday night you mess

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things up. What do you mean I mess
things up? Honestly, darling, they won't

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let us in the club anymore. I don't mess
things up.

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Hey, Cash!

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Hey, Champ!

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What time's the race, boy?

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There isn't going to be a race tonight,
Jim.

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Hey, no race tonight, fellas.

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Boy, I never thought I'd see this sad
day coming.

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The champion races no more.

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Cash, don't say anything. Just don't
answer them. Now the slob, his wife has

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pick him up with a car every night. He
can't even walk up, shake it. Darling,

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don't let them tease you.

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What's the matter, Cash?

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Have you lost your wind?

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Fellas, I'm afraid that age has gotten
the better of our champ. Yay, champ!

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Yay, champ!

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Yay, champ!

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Team, team, team!

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I know what he needs. He needs another
drink. Hey, I'll get you started.

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No, thanks, Jim. Not tonight.

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What? It's your favorite drink.

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I'm not taking the hurdles tonight.

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That's right.

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We're leaving now.

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Hey, wait a minute, champ. It's gin and
tonic. And when I say tonic, you know

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what I mean, champ?

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I mean pure hair tonic.

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All right, Jim.

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So you make three times the money I do.

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So you can pay your bills and I can't.
But you can't stand the fact that I was

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once a champion. Who can't, Bill? And
I'm still healthy and I'm not getting

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like the rest of you.

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Ah, cut it out, will ya?

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I just wanted a hurdle race.

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I love a hurdle race.

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All right, you'll get a hurdle race!

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Attention,

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everybody!

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Cash is gonna jump!

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Okay, gang, let's get everything
organized.

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They're the fourth time for the hurdle
race.

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If you want a race, I'll give you a
race. All right.

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And I expect you to beat your best time
tonight.

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See the whites of your eyes.

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That was the best turtling I ever did
see.

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Here's your coat, champ.

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Wait a minute.

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I haven't finished yet.

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Finished what?

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What I started out to do.

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Don't forget your gun, Cash.

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Mrs. Bentley, is that you?

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Yes, Kathy.

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Kathy, I hope he didn't scare you, did
we? Oh, not at all. I was just making

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sure. Hello, Mr. Bentley. Hello, Eric.
Hello, Eric.

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Oh, Kathy, are the children all right?
Oh, fine. They went right to sleep.

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Did you close the window in your
bedroom?

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Yes, I did. I thought I got chili in
there. Oh, good.

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It's hard to ask you. Do you think
you'll be free next weekend?

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Yes, Saturday evening.

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Oh, well, I'm not definitely sure about
it yet, but if I call you in a little

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bit a week, will that be all right?
Fine. I'll keep it open for you. Oh,

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Thank you, darling.

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Are you working for anyone else? Yes, I
am.

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I'm working for...

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You sure got a fine collection of
trophies, Mr. Bentley.

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Thanks. Mr. Bentley, I ran those films
of you winning the Intercollegiate.

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Mrs. Bentley gave me permission.

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Sure. They're pretty old.

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Eric, Kathy's waiting.

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Good night, Mrs. Bentley. Good night.

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Good night, dear. Good night.

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Never smile again.

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Until I smile at you, I'll never love
again.

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You know those Russian ballet dances
that jump so high?

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I'll bet I could have been one of those,
huh?

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I spoke to the doctor about
straightening Jody's teeth.

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I don't think we can do it now. It costs
too much.

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All right.

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I know.

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Money.

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I suppose you wish you were married to
Jim.

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Then you'd have three times as much
money.

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You'd have a slob, but you'd have money.

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Did you put the cat out?

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No, I didn't. Give me time.

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What were you doing?

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I was dancing.

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Since I'm not allowed to hurdle anymore,
I thought I might be allowed a dance

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step or two before I die.

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Why do you want to keep me from
hurdling? Hurdling's my life.

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Listen, Cash, that means how much you
want to jump over the dining room table

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every morning.

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You think I can't?

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I said, do you think I can't jump over
the dining room table?

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Yes, of course you can.

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What about the sofa?

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Yes, of course you can.

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And the hedge?

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Yes. Your five -foot hedge at the patio?
Yes. You think I can jump over that?

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Yes, yes, yes.

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You mean you really have gut faith in
your husband? Well, sit down and watch.

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Cass, you can't be serious.

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is the course.

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Over this table, over this chair, into
the patio, around the pool, over the

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hedge, back around the pool, over that
chair, and we'll end up right here.

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Cash, if you do this, I'll never talk to
you again.

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You worried about my heart?

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You'll get the insurance.

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Cash, I beg you.

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On your mark.

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I'll call the doctor.

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I

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never

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told you it wasn't a serious break. In a
sense, all breaks are serious.

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And after we get to a certain age, they
tend to become more serious.

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Tell me honestly, Doc.

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Will I walk again?

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Of course you'll walk again.

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Will I run again? Yes, you'll run again.

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What kind of an answer is that?

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What do you mean?

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Well, the tone of your voice belies the
words. I didn't say you were going to

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run from here to San Francisco.

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Will I... Will I hurdle again?

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No, of course you won't hurdle again.

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It's an idiotic question because you
never should have been hurdling in the

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first place.

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You're not a kid anymore.

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Okay, Doc.

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So I'm not a kid anymore.

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I'll just take your advice and grow up
and die.

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Well, it's something we all have to
face.

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I told him I'd take the cast off before
long.

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But he's got to be very careful.

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Thank you, Doctor.

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Goodbye.

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or some Saturday night.

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Why don't we go to parties anymore?

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Stop everyone that comes into the house.

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They did have a party. I don't see why
they'd have to invite us.

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You're trying to know a bitter woman.

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What are they going to do, dance all
night?

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Teenagers. How stupid can you get?

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Perhaps.

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Just having a little fun.

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Well, that's more than I am.

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Cash?

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Cash, it's the Blackwoods. They want us
to go to the club.

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What for? We don't even belong anymore.

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Well, they do. They want us to be their
guests.

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How nice.

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How Jim Dandy.

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I wonder why they're being so nice.

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Maybe he's going to tell me I'm fired.
Cash, they're on the phone. What shall I

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tell them?

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Tell them sure.

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Sure Cash wants to come.

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He's going to do the hurdles for them.

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Well, you wanted to go, didn't you?

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Good night, sweetheart.

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On your mark.

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Get set.

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Bang!

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Ye cash, ye champ, ye team. Got the
books to sign them off, huh? Sure thing.

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On your mark, get set, go!

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Question four.

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What did Wordsworth mean when he said,
The thought of death rests easy on the

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man who has been born and dies among the
mountains.

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Please be careful, Kat.

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What's the matter? Don't you think I can
walk?

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Hello, Kat. Good evening, Mrs. Bentley.

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Hello, Eric.

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Hello, Mrs. Bentley.

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Is everything all right? Fine.

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I'm sorry. Where were you? Well, that's
all right. Tomorrow I'll see you.

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I'll go to church, but not till 11.

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Good night, Ed. Good night, Mr. Bentley.

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Good night, Ed. Good night, Mr. Bentley.

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You're coming now, dear?

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You go ahead. I want to look at
something.

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Cat? What are you doing?

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The darn cat goes under the sofa. I
can't catch it.

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Are you moving the furniture?

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I'm not going to do it.

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I'm a hurdle.

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I'm going to hurt.

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Now you fight.

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I'll never fight again.

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I'll say on your mark.

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Get set.

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And you fight.

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Yes, I won't.

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Just pull the trigger.

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On your mark.

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Get set.

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Come on, I can't wait all night.

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On your mark.

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Get set.

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Yes.

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I don't know how to do it.

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That little lever.

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Just push that little lever, then you
can pull the trigger.

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On your mark.

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Yes?

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That is known as domestic skeet
shooting, with live skeet.

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I see another commercial is coming up.
It's amazing what you see when you don't

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have a gun.

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By the way, tonight's story has inspired
something new and exciting in track

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meets.

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Spectators are sold pistols.

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instead of popcorn, but the bag is
limited to three hurdlers per person.

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I'm told it adds a great deal of zest to
the sport.

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Next week, we shall continue our study
of the strange byways of American

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folklore. Until then, good night.

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Up next, he's an innovator, an
iconoclast, and an ever -energetic lover

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women. Good for him. He's Bertolt
Brecht, and he's featured on Writer

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